I would like you, the reader, to look at that brown Ugg in the corner of the picture. Now look at where the boot ends. Do you see what appears to be cum drizzle?"That's pretty disgusting, why wouldn't she wipe that shit off?" you must be thinking. That's what I was thinking. Well actually, my first thought was, "What girl would let a guy bust a load on her $100 suede (albeit ugly as sin) boots?"
And then, it hit me.
OH MY GOD. THIS WHORE WAS WALKING AROUND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SNOW IN THOSE DAMN THINGS. Fucking salt. Guess what you dumb cunt, salt ruins suede and other assorted skin based materials. Yeah, it does.
For real, at least if you're going to wear the ugly things, take care of them. Or actually, don't. Maybe if people ruin enough pairs of them, people will realize how fucking stupid they are and stop buying them. So by all means, stomp through the storms and slush in your non-weatherproof suede boots. I'll be over here in my adorable Sorels that keep my feet lovely and dry, and don't get
stained at the first sign of inclement weather. Okay? Thanks.
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