We've got some rules.

1. Uggs are evil. Seriously, Satan's spawn in footwear. They are taking over the world. We see them every single day on this damn campus, and twats just don't seem to realize that they are hideous and unflattering. We don't care if they're oh-so-comfortable, or whatever bullshit reason you wear them.
Everytime you wear Uggs, this puppy cries.









2. LEGGINGS. ARE. NOT. PANTS.




















3. Crocs. For real? When you look at those "shoes" on your feet, do happy thoughts run through your head? Do you think plastic shoes actually look good? REMEMBER JELLIES YOU FUCKFACES?









4. Muffin tops need to go away forever. Buy the next size up! Seriously, no one's going to know if you're wearing an 8 instead of a 6. Or, don't buy those jeans. It's just really not a flattering look. See:


Really? BUY SOME JEANS THAT FIT YOU CUNTS.